jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
What if I never met you?
Sometimes I like to think about how differently my life would be if I didn’t meet a specific person. What would I have done during the moments that I was with them if I never met them? Would I end up meeting somebody else that would have the same exact impact that they had on me? Everyone that has walked in and out of my life has had an affect on my life one way or another, and I just can’t...
danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
shhhhbubby: mikmaaac: patrickvau9hn: im-latula-pyrope-and-i: stay-bene-amici: strategic-stranger: lesbisaurus-rex: GUYS YOU GUYS IT’S BACK YES /done WHY IS IT SYNCED UP PERFECTLY THIS IS STILL MY FUCKING FAVORITE, HOLY SHIT OH FUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I CANT… …
Neil Armstrong was the first human..... →
death-by-lulz: vvildrice: Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon Neil A. Now say that backwards wake up, America This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
vanillish: when ur mom talks shit about you to her friends
When you finally pass a test in a subject you suck...